Greeting Card: Dragons Apologize -- The Best Gift Ever
Trust me. The best gift you can ever give anyone is a sincere apology. The problem is many of us don't think we owe anyone any kind of apology. Here's a news flash, if you are a human being at some point you HAVE turned into your Dragon of Defect. And here's the clincher...many times we are unaware when we do!
These colorful and fun Apology Cards from The Dragons of Defects are hilarious and meaningful at the same time. Take the quick quiz and find out which one you most likely have turned into.
Outside is a colorful picture of your dragon of choice. Inside is the message:
"Sometimes Bossy Barker gets out without my permission!"
" Perfectooth "
" Snoozoth "
" Chattyeth "
The back has a small map of Personality-Ville with all the dragons on the edge of the kingdoms, lurking around waiting to come out under stress and pressure! So sing The Four Mottos: Relax, Learn, Achieve, Play...keeps your dragons far away!
8.5" x 5.5"
Quick Dragon Quiz*:
You may be a Bossy Barker: Do you feel you have to accomplish as much as possible as fast as possible at all times? Do you never relax? Do you demand that others go at your speed all the time? Do you just see solutions all the time and of course offer them to others, even if they don't ask? Do you know the answers to a lot of things? Have others said you are bossy and/or controlling? If you answered yes to many of these questions, you might have a "Bossy Barker Dragon"!
You may be a Chattyeth: Are you the funniest person you know? Do people laugh at your entertaining stories all the time? Do you always have a funny story to tell? Do you get energized by being the center of attention? Have others walked away while you are still talking? Do people not return your calls and you don't know why? Have others said you just talk too much? Have others said it is draining being around you? If you answered yes to many of these questions, you might have a "Chattyeth Dragon"!
You may be a Perfectooth: Do you love to take however much time it takes to make things right? Does it bug you when everything is out of order? Does it make you mad that people don't just take some time out to correct things? Are you hard on yourself? Do you demand perfection in things that are impossible to be perfect? Were you under the demands of a perfectionistic parent? Do you think, what's wrong with trying for perfection anyway? If you answered yes to many of these questions, you might have a "Perfectooth Dragon"!
You may be a Snoozoth: Do you have a lot of unfinished projects because you can't say, "No"? Is your house/car/office "cozy"? And in cozy, I mean, messy? Does it just seem like too much work to keep things organized all the time? Do you hate change more than anything? Do you hate conflict more than the plague? Do you tell people whatever they want to hear at the time (but go and do whatever you want anyway)? Do you justify this because you don't want to hurt their feelings? If you answered yes to many of these questions, you might have a "Snoozoth Dragon"!
*Note: This is not a complete list of all Dragons of Defects. Feel free to add your own!
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